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Thursday, August 2, 2018

Pseudo-Sorority Sister Squeal

Much soriety-style squealing, air kissing,  hugging,  and giggling ensued in the basement hallway at work this morning. 

And I was part of it.

I'm not the soriety squealer type; however, the former coworker who saw me is. She has always greeted me in this annoying fashion. Even when we saw each other daily.

And for some unknown reason,  I reciprocate. Every time. Even though I make fun of this silliness in others.

To make matters worse, she was accompanied by three of her new co-workers. Two of them must have been sorority sisters in their former lives, because they joined in, and we became an air-kissing, ear-piercing, frenzy of a spectacle.

Number Three was obviously a Lady of Discernment. She hung back.  At least until I said, "I don't know you, but you're not getting off without joining in the melee."

After we hugged, squealed, and air kissed, someone introduced us.

It was then I realized we did in fact know of each other.  Just this week we had actually skyped several times in the course of performing our respective jobs.

I would like to say the lightbulb of recognition lit up her face a little slowly because she was in dire need of caffeine.  I would also like to say the hallway was blinding by the end of the second phrase of  my brief intro.

However, in our uncaffinated reality, our path remained dim--right up until I spoke the very last word of the final phrase.

Hi, I'm Mary Lou--the 2K PCC...The Troublemaker.

Finally.  I saw the lightbulb light up. It was less than instant recognition maybe--but recognition, none-the-less. 

My troublemaking reputation preceeds me.