I'm brilliant like that.
No excuse. The bottle was sitting right in front of me. Just like this morning--I'm just now realizing I forgot it again.
Pauses typing to take the stupid pill...Resumes typing.
Last night, when I finally remembered, it was late. I needed food with it but didn't want anything heavy, so I reached over to my treat stash and grabbed a couple thumbnail-sized crackers and popped them in my mouth.
They were crunchy but tasted a tad bit stale.
Because I'm brilliant, I grabbed a couple more.
It was a twofold decision--taste test for freshness and ensure enough food was in my tummy to avoid tummy tear-up with the introduction of the long overdue antibiotic.
Yep. Stale.
I quickly took my pill and washed everything down with some DDP (Diet Dr Pepper).
Good thing I did.
I decided to check the expiration date. Nope. Still good for another 13 months.
So I turned the bag over to see if it was an off brand. Store brands are usually made by the same people in the same factory--they just have different labels. I like store brands. I'm not so sure of the quality of off-brands and knockoffs. They often taste a little "off" to me.
Nope. Not to worry. Nationally recognized name brand.
As I started hacking like I was about to toss up a hairball, then and only then, my brain kicked in...the crackers were Moggy's.
I had taken my pill with, not one--but two, small servings of catnip treats. Even after thinking the first serving was a tad bit off.
Because I'm...meow...brilliant like that!
Yep. Stale.
I quickly took my pill and washed everything down with some DDP (Diet Dr Pepper).
Good thing I did.
I decided to check the expiration date. Nope. Still good for another 13 months.
So I turned the bag over to see if it was an off brand. Store brands are usually made by the same people in the same factory--they just have different labels. I like store brands. I'm not so sure of the quality of off-brands and knockoffs. They often taste a little "off" to me.
Nope. Not to worry. Nationally recognized name brand.
As I started hacking like I was about to toss up a hairball, then and only then, my brain kicked in...the crackers were Moggy's.
I had taken my pill with, not one--but two, small servings of catnip treats. Even after thinking the first serving was a tad bit off.
Because I'm...meow...brilliant like that!
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