When I awoke bleary-eyed this morning I was in desperate
need of the facilities; however, I couldn't find my house shoes. I have pedal
neuropathy which makes barefoot walking very painful, so I shoved my feet into
the nearest shoes I could find for the short trek into the bathroom. The shoes
I found were the slides I normally wear to work.
As I lurched in the dark toward the bathroom, I realized something
didn’t feel quite right. Adjusting my foot in the shoe did not alleviate the
sensation. Quite frankly, I have been having problems with the cheap shoe inserts
ever since I put them in, so I thought they were the problem. A remote
second possibility, not one I wanted to consider due to the health ramifications,
was that of swelling.
Stumbling into the bathroom, I turned on a light, kicked off
the shoes, and did a double take—something fist-sized, brown, and furry starred
up at me.
Luckily for everyone in the house, it was neither
carbon-based—dead or living—nor waste product.
Evidentially one of
The Boys had “gifted” me with a small floppy cat-dog toy.
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