The Normally Observant Person should have noticed the missing wrist strap, BEFORE the end of the day yesterday--especially since the culprit is the Bad Kitty Poster Kitty who removes--and hides--the wrist strap each night, while the Normally Observant Person sleeps.
Interestingly, the daily journey of the wrist strap has taken it many unique locations--which are progressively further from home each morning.
One might think the newest member of the household known far and wide as one who spoils its residents would be a little more grateful and less antagonistic toward The Hand That Feeds Them All (aka the Normally Observant Person). However, Bad Kitty Poster Kitty continues to play tricks and remains unfazed--even appears to sneer--during the daily variations of the old maxim, "Last One Hired, is the First One Fired."
Worse still is the negative influence the Bad Kitty Poster Kitty has exerted upon the Top Dog, who, after 12 years, has begun tipping over and strewing the bathroom trash.
The Normally Observant Person hopes to liberate the MIA wrist strap and reunite it with the Normally Observant Persons cane today. Maybe if the Bad Kitty Poster Kitty is followed and closely observed...
About Me
- Loulymar
- My bags are packed and I'm always ready to seek out an adventure with Bandit and Moggy in tow. Bandit is my thirteen year old Chinese Crested, who I frequently call The Bald One or The BaldOne Boy (like he was one of the Baldwin Brothers). Moggy’s full name is Pip-Moggy. He’s my two year old gansta-resuce kitty. I couldn’t decide between Pip (which are the spots on die and domino tiles) and Moggy (or Moggie when I mistakenly thought he was a she), so I combined the two. Moggy refers to the British term for "cat of unknown parentage .” So in essence, I have an almost bald dog, and I’ve named my cat “Spot.”
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