Not exactly the sound I want to hear in the middle of the night. Yet, the crash awakened me, thanks to a certain inquisitive rescue who shall remain unnamed lest he receive secondary gain by way of internet notoriety.
What he does not know, is that simple candlestick lamp with the multicolored ribbon shade is my favorite lamp of all time.
I bought it broke, and I fixed it. Twice. And I'll fix it a third time.
I am armed with Gorilla Glue, so bring it Rescue Kitty. I will prevail!
Now, if I can just find my clamps....