Nothing wrong here. Move along. Nothing to see here folks.
Frantically searching for my readers, I could not find them anywhere. And yes, I patted my head down to ensure they weren't hiding from me in plain sight. (Pun intended.) It was plainer than merely being on top of my head--when I found them, they were right there under my nose.
Or rather, right there on top of my nose!
Deciding I must need brain food, I traveled to the kitchen, wherein I fixed myself a bowl of my favorite cereal: grapenuts. I like them best when they are moist, but not soggy. First step, pour cereal onto the plate.
Plate?! Funny, I don't feel overly tired. And I haven't had any medicine or strong drink--not even a glass of wine.
Yep, nothing to see here folks. Just a girl losing her mind.